How to Ruin Your 20s
Here is a quick guide on how to ruin your 20s.
1. Consume Content and Get Angry
First and foremost, consume content and get angry.
If you are getting angry, you are being monetized.
2. Don’t Ask Questions
Do not ask questions that may sound stupid.
99% of the time, everyone else is thinking the same question
as you anyway.
Whoever asks it first will be seen as the fool forever.
3. Ruin Your Sleep
To ensure a restless night, crank up a stimulating video before bed.
Cram your brain with information
and hold the screen right up close for a maximal dose of blue light.
4. Don’t Reflect
Do tons of stuff like a rabid dog, but do not reflect.
Search for the next thing and the next thing and the next thing.
5. Avoid Discipline
Don’t work out as it can get you really sweaty.
Discipline is not freedom.
Do whatever you feel you should do.
Remember that everything is an addiction, after all.
Right? Feed the one you prefer
and make sure you have the same addictions as other people,
so that it makes it easier to connect.
6. Focus on Impressing Others
Impressing others is what really matters in life,
and now this is even easier with social media.
You should also always pay attention
and listen to what everyone tells you,
as they are always right and you’re always wrong.
7. Fear Missing Out
Make sure you stay connected with everyone all the time.
You do not want to experience the fear of missing out on stuff.
8. Be a Consumer, Not a Creator
Be a consumer, not a creator.
The internet unlocked this, and now it is your duty to keep going.
9. Don’t Update Your World Views
Do not update your world views.
One of the best things you can do—especially if you’re unsure
what you’re passionate about—is to wait for inspiration to strike.
Do not spend time thinking about things yourself.
Do not read books, as books are for old people.
10. Neglect Your Health
Remember to eat fast food as there’s no time to waste,
while also decreasing the number of minutes you stay asleep.
Conclusion
It’s cool to never figure out why you feel the way you do.
Aren’t we all part of the stars and the universe anyway?
Do not over-complicate things
and struggle to fix the holes in the ground.
Good luck.
